Playful Diners Gifts

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

Cat is curious about food.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Can I have flies with that'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Sushi Train Spotters

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Big Boy Foot

'Tasty.'

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Chicken Coupe.

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"I'll have the chef."

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Hard Rock Cafe.

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

Ties and Jackets Required.

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

I told you not to order the house dressing. Hurg.