Playful Diners Gifts

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

Cat is curious about food.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Can I have flies with that'

Sushi Train Spotters

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Tasty.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Big Boy Foot

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Chicken Coupe.

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"I'll have the chef."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

Ties and Jackets Required.

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"I'll have the fish chowder, hold the flotsam and jetsam."