Playful Diner Discussions Gifts

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"What fly?"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'

"I'll have the fish chowder, hold the flotsam and jetsam."

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

'Waiter there's a mouse in my soup.'

'I highly recommend the mousecargot.'

"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."

"What's the Chef's Surprise Sir? Well, he's VERY surprised his kitchen has just survived a visit from the Government Food and Hygiene Inspector!"

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

'Ryan, the idea is to eat food of each other's body, not our own.'

'The drains are blocked.' 'Don't use paper plates.'

Cat is curious about food.

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

"Who ordered the eviscerated mouse carcass?"

"The truth is, I don't even know who you are anymore. Let's see some ID."

Pick Your Own Lobster/Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

'His claim to fame is that he's carbon-neutral.'

'Stop competing, Harold!'

'This salad in yesterday's.' 'What's wrong with yesterday?.'

"I don't care what Julie's mummy said. Two parent families are not freaky and weird."