Dapper Diners T-Shirts

Ties and Jackets Required.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Can I have flies with that'

'I'll take it!'

Savory Types

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Sushi Train Spotters

Choosing What To Wear.

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Big Boy Foot

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Tasty.'

Chicken Coupe.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."