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'So we live in the middle of the Panshir valley. Where does it say a guy can't be putting on the Ritz?'

"Absolutely not!"

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Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'I'll take it!'

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Savory Types

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

Frigid Cold

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

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"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Suits you Sir!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."