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"I like your pocket square."

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'She's just great with the children.'

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'