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Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Nutty Assistants

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

Cow

Timmys Pet Ostrich