Quirky Animal Fanatic T-Shirts

'Perhaps you'd be happier with a dog!'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Lap fish..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Football Crazy strip six

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Fish in Water Cooler.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'What's wrong with you?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.