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"Relax, princess. I'm fixed."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Wow, what a DILF."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

A skinny dog with clown make up

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

'I know how you feel.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

Bad Dog

Sheepdog

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

'My dog told me to say he likes your dog.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

"Dumb dog! When I said 'kill' I was speaking metaphorically!"

Doggie Standup

'...You need to make a distinction between boot-licking and butt-kissing.'

The best way to get even with your enemies is to BE HAPPY. It's the last thing they want.

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

It soon became obvious to all in the theatre that Doug's Bach was worse than his bite.

'Forget about him, Suzie! He's a weak and stupid runner who never should have entered..'

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"It's a cat-scanner."

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"