Animal Lover With Flair T-Shirts

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"He ran out of pee."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Actually I never loved you."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Animal worries.

Rattache

Chippunks

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Animal rescue center

"Definitely work-related."