Animal Lover With Flair Gifts

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"He ran out of pee."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Actually I never loved you."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Animal worries.

Rattache

Animal rescue center

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Chippunks

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Definitely work-related."