Animal Lover With An Artistic Flair Gifts

"You must be the underground artist."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Artists Cats

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'It's her signature dish.'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Art Pets

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

Ostritch Gangsters.

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

George Michael In The Toilet.

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

"When Human Resources said that we needed a more diverse workforce I'm not sure THAT'S what they meant!"

Derek's last selfie.

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

Mrs. Claus finds a job for Santa's reindeer in the off season.

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."