Animal Lover With An Artistic Flair T-Shirts

"You must be the underground artist."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Artists Cats

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Art Pets

'It's her signature dish.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

Ostritch Gangsters.

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

Derek's last selfie.

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"When Human Resources said that we needed a more diverse workforce I'm not sure THAT'S what they meant!"

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'