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'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Diner

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"He ran out of pee."

"Actually I never loved you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Chippunks

Animal worries.

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Rattache

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Animal rescue center

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Definitely work-related."