Animal Lover With A Flair Pillows

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Dog Dressed to Eat

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Actually I never loved you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"He ran out of pee."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Animal worries.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Rattache

Chippunks

Animal rescue center

"Definitely work-related."

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'