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"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'Did you say psst?.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Shuck me.'

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Woman and a Mexican hat.

Love in Boom

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Another martini please.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'