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"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

You are my sunshine!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Shuck me.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Another martini please.'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'