Dapper Gents T-Shirts

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Absolutely not!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Savory Types

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Top Hat

Know Your Knots!

Suits you Sir!

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

A Clothes Lion

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

A most alarming swelling!