Dapper Gents Prints

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Absolutely not!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Savory Types

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Choosing What To Wear.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Top Hat

Suits you Sir!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Know Your Knots!

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

A Clothes Lion

Ties and Jackets Required.

A most alarming swelling!