Diners T-Shirts

Cat drinking Milk at Diner Counter.

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

"Leave the pot, Gloria."

"My favourite food? Frankly, I don't really know. I eat so quickly I hardly taste anything..."

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

'Can I have flies with that'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"

'Take me into town, Charles, I'd like to try diner coffee.'

Chicken Coupe.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"Hey! This coffee ain't half bad."

"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."

Big Boy Foot

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."