Diners Gifts

Cat drinking Milk at Diner Counter.

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

"Leave the pot, Gloria."

"My favourite food? Frankly, I don't really know. I eat so quickly I hardly taste anything..."

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

'Can I have flies with that'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Hard Rock Cafe.

"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"

'Take me into town, Charles, I'd like to try diner coffee.'

Chicken Coupe.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"Hey! This coffee ain't half bad."

"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

I must hose you down before you prepare my meal. Disinfectant. We could deliver it to you if you just put a bridge over your moat. Warning. Do not cross.

Big Boy Foot

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?