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The Butlers Ball.

I brought a little ice breaker.'

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Grace For Flies

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

LAY ZEE FUK

Sloaney Pony.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Life is for the birds.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"You do like octopus?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Diner.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The wonderful world of cheese.