Flirty Duo Gifts

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

The Common Sutra.

Date Night

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Living together, couple in love.

'Tasty.'

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

Armchair Dancing

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Matching Outfits

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

"May I write a poem about you?"

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

'Harvey and I have been together for forty years. Through thin and thick.'

Maureen Got Around.

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

"Our marriage license....expired three years ago!"

Two grooms holding hands