Flirty Professional Gifts

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Office Park

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

Just a little heads up!

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'ok, who threw that?'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

Attorney-at-play

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

Business Slides.

Teddy Bears for all trades

"You've got a green light - use it!"