Lighthearted Professional Gifts

'Have you referred to my previous boss?' - 'Yes, he wants to know when you are going to return the coffee money.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

PSA Banter.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Office Park

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"Let's take in a trial."

Just a little heads up!

'ok, who threw that?'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

Attorney-at-play

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

Wheels for all purposes.

Carpet cleaning

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

Teddy Bears for all trades

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."