Flirty Office Mate Gifts

'I'm on hold, you're on hold...let's dance.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

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Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'Botox.'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

"I hope your day is going bad."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"I miss the old water cooler."

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

"Apropos your request for a salary increase, we're going to have you appraised."

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"