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'I'm on hold, you're on hold...let's dance.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

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Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

'Botox.'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"I hope your day is going bad."

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"I miss the old water cooler."

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"Apropos your request for a salary increase, we're going to have you appraised."