Office Flirt Pillows

'You're Jenny from accounting, right? I'm Brad from purchasing. How about a little merger?'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

"If you find it's lonely at the top. . . my number's in the book."

"I'm Beatriz...but all my friends call me Betty."

"Bea, I've been meaning to ask...why do you work here?"

"You know, Baldo, I feel comfortable around you."

"Put me at the top of your to do list."

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Pssst. Your interface or mine?'

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"

'I wonder if Andy ever thinks of me as anything more than a co-worker. I can't say anything to him. I have to keep my mouth shut.'

Psss. Yourplace.com or mine?

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'Can I interest you in a lunch blitz?'

'I was not rejected! I was mis-filed.'

"So how long have you worked here, Baldo?"

"I think about you all day, Irene."

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Bo're'droom

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'