Romantic Duo Gifts

Living together, couple in love.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Date Night

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I gave Smiley some shoes for her birthday...and she walked away and never came back."

'Harvey and I have been together for forty years. Through thin and thick.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

Armchair Dancing

Two grooms holding hands

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Venus

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love