Romantic Duo Gifts

Living together, couple in love.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Date Night

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I gave Smiley some shoes for her birthday...and she walked away and never came back."

'Harvey and I have been together for forty years. Through thin and thick.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

Armchair Dancing

Two grooms holding hands

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Sauvignon Bonk

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Paint pots in love

Diamond outfits

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'