Valentine's Dynamic Duo Gifts

"We can try and MEND a damaged heart, but not a BROKEN one."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dancing

"The blow drier is broken."

Date Night

Living together, couple in love.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Armchair Dancing

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"They're both in telemarketing."

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

How about swapping wives for the day?

"I want to make it with you."

Gay couple living together.

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

Sadojazzachists

"No, I didn't get a Valentine Card: In our society, they're strictly reserved for the Queen..."

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Dance Partners

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

'Big guys have big hearts!'

'Hi honey I'm Home.'