Dog-loving Dynamic Duos Gifts

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I'm working from home today."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Dog in love

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Dancing

The Common Sutra.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Home Business - Printer Ink.

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

How about swapping wives for the day?

"New tricks CD Rom"

'Meet my significant other.'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

'It didn't start out this way.'

Dance Partners

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

Blind dog.

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

"We can try and MEND a damaged heart, but not a BROKEN one."

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

"Attacking mail carriers, destroying gardens, fouling carpets, annoying neighbors. Impressive résumé, I must say."

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

"Mister Bones?!"