Dog-loving Dynamic Duos Pillows

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I'm working from home today."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Dog in love

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Dancing

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Home Business - Printer Ink.

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

How about swapping wives for the day?

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"New tricks CD Rom"

'Meet my significant other.'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

Dance Partners

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

Blind dog.

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

"We can try and MEND a damaged heart, but not a BROKEN one."

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

"Mister Bones?!"

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'