Dog-loving Dynamo Pillows

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

I used to run out to fetch his newspaper. Now that he gets all of his news online, I get less exercise and gained ten pounds.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Romance

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"The club scene is really changing."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'It's another canvasser dear'

High Kick

"Done saving the world for today."

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

Tube men dancing.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'And do you, Rex, promise not to take sides?'

"I'm not one to wear my heart on my sleeve, but here's my respiration, blood pressure and pulse on my wrist!"

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

"Them's dancin' words."

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

'One nice thing about eating homework...I finally passed a test.'

'Thanks for driving me home, Jimmy... I'd invite you for a drink but unfortunately I ran out of condoms...'

'I'm happy you brought a friend, but did she have to be a lesbian?'

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

The AdRams Family no.35 - Dog playing with computer