Pet Dynamic Duo Pillows

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

How about swapping wives for the day?

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"Is this your work?"

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

His worst nightmares had come true.

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

Dance Partners

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"She has these fantasies that she ‘rescued’ me, and I just let her believe it."

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

Dog and bird

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

I used to run out to fetch his newspaper. Now that he gets all of his news online, I get less exercise and gained ten pounds.