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'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

That's the chairman's office.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Now that's power."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

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Coming to a consensus.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Parrot annoying dog.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

Circle of power.

"There is no 'I' in 'leadership'. . . but there is and 'I' in 'DO what I tell you or you can pack your bags and get out!'"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

The phantom sphinx.

"Is this your work?"

'And to think I didn't vote for her as one of the fifty most powerful women in business.'

"Frankly, the idea of "Mating for Life" is quite daunting to somebody like me who has a fear of commitment..."

'Have I ever fired you, Pete?'

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'