Pet Dynamics Explorer Gifts

Alpha dog

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

That's the chairman's office.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"Now that's power."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

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Coming to a consensus.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Parrot annoying dog.

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"There is no 'I' in 'leadership'. . . but there is and 'I' in 'DO what I tell you or you can pack your bags and get out!'"

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

Circle of power.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Is this your work?"

The phantom sphinx.

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol

'And to think I didn't vote for her as one of the fifty most powerful women in business.'

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

'Have I ever fired you, Pete?'

Overused Animal Cliches

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"