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Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Pick me!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Love Conquers All

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."