Pet Tech Explorer Pillows

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

It's one of those cognitive improvement programs...supposed to teach old dogs new tricks.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

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Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"It's a cat-scanner."

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"He's into binge fetching."

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

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'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'