Pet Technology Enthusiast Pillows

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Labradrone

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

'Polly wants on-line.'