Pet Tech Enthusiasts Pillows

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Apple Watch for Dogs/Apple Watch for Cats

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

Sniffchat

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Cat computer game.

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Doggy satellite dish.

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

A blue dog wearing headphones