Pet Tech Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Apple Watch for Dogs/Apple Watch for Cats

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Dog playing VR fetch.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

Cat computer game.

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Sniffchat

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."