Pet Tech Lover Pillows

"It's a text from our cat...he wants back in!"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Giraffe Selfie

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Where steel wool comes from.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

"It's a cat-scanner."

Doggy satellite dish.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

A blue dog wearing headphones