Pet Technology Buff Pillows

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Facebook For Dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Polly wants on-line.'

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

The AdRams Family no.5 - Dog plays trick on owner

The next logical step in invisible fence technology.

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."