Pet Technology Buff Gifts

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Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

'Polly wants on-line.'

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

The next logical step in invisible fence technology.

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

'Stop texting me and go back to barking.'

'Ill be back in a minute with the rest, sir. And you better stop leaving your dog alone with the computer and your credit card...'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."