Pet Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

Bowzer friendly.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"The treats are in there, but it's password protected."

"I overheard her ask Alexa what we were thinking. rae we really that complicated?"

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

"It's a cat-scanner."

A blue dog wearing headphones

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Content Cat vs Cat Content

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Beware of Blog

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'