Pet Techie Gifts

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"It's a cat-scanner."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Geeks and their dogs.

'No need to shout.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

'Doctor, why do you keep saying 'Whoa' to my dog?'

"He's a hypochondriac."

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

'Yes, I said 'chicken soup!' Surely you know what chicken soup is.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Gesundheit!"

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'