Techie With A Pet Gifts

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Giraffe Selfie

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Geeks and their dogs.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Tinder

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Where steel wool comes from.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

"It's a cat-scanner."

A blue dog wearing headphones

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Content Cat vs Cat Content

"Are you on NapChat again?"

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

"That thing took my spot on her lap. I'm going to throw it right out the window the first chance I get."

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'