Computer Whiz With A Pet Gifts

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

Geeks and their dogs.

Go on! Pick a card.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

Labradrone

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Polly wants on-line.'

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Online Dog Dating

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

The next logical step in invisible fence technology.

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'Stop texting me and go back to barking.'