Techie With Pets Gifts

Bugging/Debugging.

"That thing took my spot on her lap. I'm going to throw it right out the window the first chance I get."

Giraffe Selfie

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

A dog and a robot dog

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Tinder

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Where steel wool comes from.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"It's a cat-scanner."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

"Are you on NapChat again?"

A blue dog wearing headphones

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

Dog licking laptop.

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'