Techies With Pets Gifts

Dog to other: 'I have to do my business outside now that we've switched to paperless.'

Polly txt speak

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Giraffe Selfie

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Geeks and their dogs.

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Where steel wool comes from.

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

A blue dog wearing headphones

"Are you on NapChat again?"

"It's a cat-scanner."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

"That thing took my spot on her lap. I'm going to throw it right out the window the first chance I get."

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

'It's voice activated, password protection software. Now, the cat can't log on using my screen name.'

Dog at computer. Man says: 'He's a whizz at data retrieval.'

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

'Worms!? She must have picked them up on the Internet.'