Gadget Geeks With Pets Gifts

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Something to do with algorithms."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Hungry labradors online.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

Doggy satellite dish.

Laptop fetching dog.

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

Ringing horn

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

"You can't use a search engine to find where you buried your bone."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

'I just downloaded her from the rescue site.'

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

"That thing took my spot on her lap. I'm going to throw it right out the window the first chance I get."

The ipod dog leash.

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

Max loved his new iPAWED.

Dog's cell phone rings at inopportune time...