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"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Something to do with algorithms."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Hungry labradors online.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Ringing horn

Laptop fetching dog.

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Doggy satellite dish.

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

"You can't use a search engine to find where you buried your bone."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"That thing took my spot on her lap. I'm going to throw it right out the window the first chance I get."

'I just downloaded her from the rescue site.'

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

Max loved his new iPAWED.

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

Dog's cell phone rings at inopportune time...

'Worms!? She must have picked them up on the Internet.'